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Hello, and welcome to my automatic break-up service!

Please press…
1 - if you leaving me for somebody else…
2 - if you suddenly realize that you've changed your mind and don't want to break up with me after all…
3 - if it's not me but you…

You chose 3.
Confirm with hash…

So, it's not me but you.

Please press…
1 - if you still want to be my friend…
2 - if the "it's not me but you" only was a bad platitude you came up with at the last minute and chanced that I would accept…

You chose 2.
Confirm with hash…

Your bad platitude has been registered.

Thank you for your call.
Please hang up the phone…

(Call terminated)